You aren’t the only one.

Isn’t it annoyingly annoying when you have an allergy and you go and have an allergic reaction when you are standing near a sackful of……nuts? Well, you are definitely not alone. Up to 30% of adults and 40% of children are affected by all kinds of allergies. Most children in the World under the age of 18 have Asthma. 

How many people have allergies?

• Researchers estimate that around 15 million people in America have food allergies.
• The economic price cost of childrens food allergies is around $25 billion per year.

Simple Allergies

I myself have a few allergies. Two of which are quite strange. One is Polyamide. The other?Mosquito bites. As strange as they may be, they can still cause economic reactions. One time, I had an allergic reaction to a bite from a mosquito on my foot, and my swelling was so large,I could not fit any shoes on!

 

Almost every food can cause allergic reactions to some people!

Even though these Jokes have nothing to do with allergies,they are still funny,so laugh on!!

Q1. What do you call a fake noodle?

A1. An impasta

Q2. What do you call an alligator in a vest?

A2. An Investigator

Q3. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish for Dinner?

A3. In the morning, you will rise and shine

Q4. What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A4. You cant tuna fish

Q5. Why shouldn’t you give Elsa a balloon?

A5. Because she will Let it Go

Q6. What gets the wetter the more it dries?

A6. A Towel

Q7. What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

A7. Your’e looking sharp

Q8. Why did the picture frame go to jail?

A8. He was framed

Q9. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

A9. Swimming Trunks