Lavish Lettuce!!

 

I hate lettuce. It has no flavor. It is thin air. It does not fill you up either. It has no right to be a food….

2 Lettuce Facts

• The darker the lettuce leaf is, the more nutritious it is.
• We are all members of the sunflower family! (It does not really have anything  to do with lettuce, but it’s still interesting!!!!!)

2 Lettuce Jokes

Q. What did the tomato say to the other?

A. “Lettuce get together!”

“Knock Knock?”

“Who’s there?”

“Lettuce.”

“Lettuce who?”

“Lettuce in! It’s cold out here!!”

Lettuce Pictures!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for reading!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!