I don’t like mushrooms. That is all.
1 Mushroom Fact
- France was the first country to cultivate mushrooms!!!!
Mushroom Jokes
Q: Why did the Fungi leave the party?
A: There wasn’t mushroom.
Q: Why did the Mushroom get invited to all the parties?
A: ‘Cuz he’s a fungi!
Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don’t need Mushroom.
Q: What would a mushroom car say?
A: Sh-room sh-room!
Q: Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
A: Button Mushrooms
Q: What room has no doors, no walls, no floor and no ceiling?
A: A mushroom.
Q: What room can be eaten?
A: A mushroom!
Q: What’s an airplanes favorite mushroom?
A: Air-portabela.
Q: Why did Mrs. Mushroom go out with Mr. Mushroom?
A: Because he is a fungi (fun guy)!
Thanks for reading this post, sorry it was so short!!!
Food, Glorious Food!! 